leonssymbiotecowboy:

nientedal:

frei-rancken:

optimysticals:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

That’s not the intended use Sir

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???

That IS the intended use, sir

ikol-cosplay:

readinglokicomicsfromthestart:

ikol-cosplay:

lxki-laufeysxn:

thorkidumpster:

someone: oh so you identify as—

me:

Actually me

I’ve seen this go around quite a lot and I love it but I know a lot of people are wondering if it’s the actual text and it’s not:

It’s an edit of these panels in Agent of Asgard issue 17 (a totally valid edit tho, but I wanted to let people know)

good point! and to add to that, we do, however, have explicit text elsewhere (though not the bitch part, that I know of):

(Squirrel Girl #27):

and also a few others including:

(Loki (2019) #4):

I’ve got this little compilation saved on my phone!

eel–boy:

kaliozzz:

two trucks finding their soulmates

two trucks finding love

two trucks finding love

wonderwomans:

It’s a leap of faith. That’s all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.

dienaziscum:

soldierwinters:

“Basically, the entire movie is a comic book that moves. Co-director Phil Lord said, “If you freeze any part of the move at any time, it will look like an illustration with hand-drawn touches and all.” 

- MOVIES INSIDER (How ‘Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse’ Was Animated)

This was one of the most visually stunning and innovative movies I’ve ever seen in my LIFE. Just astonishingly, breathtakingly, beautifully done – every scene, every frame, GODDAMN. I was blown away. 

crboston:

It’s gotta be fun telling everyone to eat shit, right?

geekandmisandry:

everythingfox:

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

She’s the coaches wife.

anneuhken-deactivated20200828:

anneuhken-deactivated20200828:

anneuhken-deactivated20200828:

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward…. paid.”

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:

nerdomancer:

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

This is how apparently

:

Gatekeeper

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:

syrensongbird:

Then stop fucking cancelling your best shows and renewing your shitty ones

i am literally paying your ass directly netflix this is not fucking hard to figure out

taur:

I always think of it as alphabetical order - C is before S.

Or first and second place - C is first, so there’s only one. S is second, so there’s 2.